小丁20：狂想

今晚<怪雞俱樂部> 11-1 最後一集，(嚟緊會改在星期五晚 9-12 )我偷步先將自己的segment post出嚟。^_^

以下這段聲音用心地做了半天，找了好幾首歌還是 Laurie Anderson "Beginning of the memory" 最好聽。

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我真係瘋咗？仲未？只係傻傻哋。

宜家每朝，都要用兩粒鐘先離開到張床。H係面書裡面貼過「起床咁難嘅野你都做到，一日裡面仲有乜嘢可以難到你！」

起到身，真係乜都得！今日我起身之後睇完《一路向西》，本書啲字唔多，我之所以睇咁耐，因為有時出街唔好意思羅出黎，比人知道我一個女仔係度向西ing，好似唔係咁好，換番本太宰治文藝感強好多，而且太宰治都有好多女，不過佢講嘢有時好煩，又係另一本睇極唔完嘅書。

返到屋企向西，睇睇吓又會分心，都唔知係咪想好似做愛咁，拉長嚟做，一時忍唔住睇吓黃碧雲，又睇下 Wyman，結果一拖再拖，今朝終於搞嘢成功。

向西令我回憶起初戀破處後嘅狂想，我曾經「倪」過同學，叫佢帶埋我去召妓，我話我會好似《月㖗》個部戲日本片嘅男主角咁，哩埋靜靜雞係一邊睇，唔出聲，一定無人發現，佢聽咗之後，講左句「痴線」，然後閃左。

之後每當我有新男朋友，我都會詳細查問佢地嘅召妓情況，有經驗嘅都會講小小，但係好似向西寫得咁詳細，仲有埋歴史潮語註解嘅「包膠」式小說就真係第一次睇。呢一刻我好想有陽具去召妓，講到識飛咁好玩，仲提升到「一夜春宵」比起「戀愛既以虞我乍」更真實更美好，差啲以為睇緊哲學論文。

算啦，得個諗字，開套咸片睇吓，卡通、製服、劇情，我自己都解釋唔到點解嗰啲卡通公仔可以令我有反應。不過，我聽過有男仔話只有長頭髮先至可以令佢性興奮，所以我知道我並不孤獨。

The Beginning Of Memory

There's a story in an ancient play about birds called The Birds
And it's a short story from before the world began
From a time when there was no earth, no land.
Only air and birds everywhere.

But the thing was there was no place to land.
Because there was no land.
So they just circled around and around.
Because this was before the world began.

And the sound was deafening. Songbirds were everywhere.
Billions and billions and billions of birds.

And one of these birds was a lark and one day her father died.
And this was a really big problem because what should they do with the body?
There was no place to put the body because there was no earth.

And finally the lark had a solution.
She decided to bury her father in the back of her own head.
And this was the beginning of memory.
Because before this no one could remember a thing.
They were just constantly flying in circles.
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song: The Beatles "NoNorwegian Wood", Aimee Mann "Nothing Is Good Enough (Instrumental)"，
Laurie Anderson "The Beginning Of Memory"